Note: Ignore the title; it is referring to Chapter 174, or part 2 of the combined chapter. (Refer to FAQ if you are confused as to why the title has no relevance). Also, check out The Ultimate Slave Union’s newly translated series here if you would like something new and interesting to read ;)
Translated by: Taffy and Deceptioning (SOSed because Taffy couldn’t deal with the NSFW anymore T.T)
Edited by: Lurker, Hakubruh, Comfortabull
Warning: This chapter contains mature content (NSFW). View at your own discretion. There is another warning (line break) where it starts if you would like to skip it. It is not essential to the story.
Taffy’s Note: If anyone would like to read the Google Translate version of the NSFW scene, you can read it here. It’s quite….different….
Chapter 173 – The First Battle Pt. 1
After finally reading the last letter, Suo Jia began to plan out what to do next. But just then, Lan Ruo walked in and respectfully said, “Young Master! There’s a group of people outside requesting to meet you. They claim that they’re the people you’ve been looking for the whole time!”
“Oh!” Suo Jia’s eyes lit up at Lan Ruo’s words. The past year, he had only ever searched for one group of people; however, Suo Jia didn’t know the group’s name. He only knew that these were the people that had given them the 44 interspatial rings, as well as the dagger and blue glove.
Refusing to tarry any longer, Suo Jia urged, “Hurry…Lan Ruo, tell them to come find me in the parlor!”
Seeing Suo Jia’s impatient expression, Lan Ruo could tell that this group of people was extremely important to the Young Master. It was normally very rare to see him so anxious. Although he was still only a child, Suo Jia was always calm, and wasn’t any different from an adult in that aspect. He was probably even calmer than most adults.
5 minutes later, the doors to the parlor opened, and three robust figures walked in. One of them was a knight with glittering armor, the other was a fire mage wearing red mage robes, and the final one was an earth warrior wearing green armor!
As soon as he walked in, the silver armored knight said, “I heard you’ve been looking for us? For what reason?”
Suo Jia didn’t directly reply, and instead first gestured for them to sit down. He then ordered a servant to bring tea. In reality, after researching alchemy for a dozen or so months, Suo Jia was now extremely interested in the Atomic Alchemy Lab.
Originally, Suo Jia had thought that the location of the Atomic Alchemy Lab was something that everyone knew. However, when Suo Jia researched it, he discovered that this wasn’t the case at all. He had managed to find the locations of some of the Atomic Alchemy Lab’s workshops, but was unable to figure out where the headquarters was located.
But Suo Jia was sure that the place that the silver armored knight and his group had adventured had to be near the location of the headquarters. They had simply not realized this fact.
Suo Jia wouldn’t have thought of this months ago either. But after learning alchemy for so long, although he was still only an elementary alchemist, Suo Jia’s understanding of alchemy was extremely rich now. If the place where so many precious treasures had been found wasn’t the headquarters, then where else could it be?
Suo Jia went straight to the point and said, “The reason I was looking for you this time was mainly because I wanted to know if you guys have made any new discoveries, or found any new equipments. If you have, I can buy them from you for high prices!”
The reason he said this was because Suo Jia didn’t want them to realize the importance of this location. Suo Jia believed that they definitely hadn’t excavated the area very closely. There were bound to be many things that they didn’t recognize, but actually had priceless value as alchemy items and information. Suo Jia wanted to obtain all of this priceless alchemy information. Even a missing page was already an unimaginable loss!
Historically, the Atomic Alchemy Lab was the most accomplished laboratory in the alchemy world. Their alchemy had risen to a frightening level. It was said that…they had even used alchemy to create a sub-Divine Artifact. It was precisely due to this reason that they suffered from tragic disaster.
Passed down from ancient times, it was said that when the numerous gods left the world, they had left behind 10 Divine Artifacts. These Divine Artifacts were actually magic-conducting tools created by the Gods. Aside from these 10, the next most powerful device was the Atomic Alchemy Lab’s sub-Divine Artifact. It was man-made, and the most powerful magic-conducting device. Below it were Epic ranked equipment sets, and then Legendary ranked equipments.
Thus, the matter of the Atomic Alchemy Lab’s location was extremely important. Suo Jia definitely didn’t want anyone to know of it, unless they had thoroughly searched for it already.
The silver armored knight smiled and said, “We do, we definitely do…we haven’t just been playing around these past 2 years. Although we don’t have that many good items, it’s not like we have none at all!”
The silver armored knight and his two companions all opened their interspatial rings to pour out a large amount of magic items. It was clear that their profits from the past few years were more than usual; they even had Legendary ranked equipment.
Although Suo Jia was no longer interested in Legendary ranked equipment, he still put on an excited front. He continued to push words through his mouth as he talked with the three people, making discreet inquiries about any news they had, as well as stories from their adventures.
These three were all adventurers; moreover, they were from the same adventure group, and had traveled all over the world to explore historical sites. The number of occurrences that occurred around them was too great.
Finally, Suo Jia chose two of the Legendary ranked equipment. He had already heard all the information that he had wanted to hear as well. Yet the three people were still immersed in excitedly telling their stories as they continued telling their tales.
In order to not draw their suspicions, Suo Jia patiently listened to their stories, and even spent a large amount of money to buy the two Legendary ranked equipments. He then hospitably entertained them.
It was deep in the night when he escorted the three out. Suo Jia then sat cross-legged by himself in the secret room, silently pondering future plans. First of all, he had to bring Aimi and Aila to meet the Angelic Six-Winged Phoenixes. Then, he’d have to find the person with the Atlantis armor, and obtain it for himself through fair or foul means.
Afterwards, the group would rush to the remains of the Atomic Alchemy Lab. The 36 girls would stay there and be responsible for watching over and excavating the area, while Suo Jia, Aimi, and Aila rushed back to the capital to help the Emperor. At the same time, he’d be able to bring the Fire Phoenix bracelet back, as well as raise his rank. He could retrieve a piece of land while helping Aimi and Aila gain some real life experience.
Finally, after helping the Emperor, Suo Jia, Aimi, and Aila would rush back to the Atomic Alchemy Lab and complete the excavation. Then, he’d bring all the girls with him towards his newly acquired land. He hadn’t yet decided what to do from there, but he’d deal with it when the time came.
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After thinking this through, Suo Jia opened his eyes and quietly stood up. He then began to head towards the place where the two girls were training. When he pushed open the door to the underwater training area, he saw that there were a hundred naked girls currently bathing in the Hydration Technique. Seeing this, Suo Jia couldn’t help but smile. He immediately stripped off his own clothes, and walked to join the crowd of girls.
All the people within the White Villa were girls. Aside from Suo Jia, there were no other males. That’s why nobody bothered to keep their guards raised. The only male that could possibly enter here was Suo Jia.
When they saw Suo Jia enter, they couldn’t help but clamor in amusement. The girls were now 12 years old, and had started developing a bit early. They had already begun their journey to maturing into girls. The small buns on their chests had already begun developing, and were no longer as flat as before.
The 12 year old girls’ EQs were at least equivalent to a 14 year old boy’s by now, and were perhaps even higher. They could now faintly understand how to be embarrassed and reserved. They knew the differences between boys and girls. However…although they would raise their guards around strangers, Suo Jia was different. He was too familiar of a figure now. After 4 some years of bathing together, practically every day, they were all used to his presence. He wasn’t their sister, but was rather someone better than a sister.
However, because they were used to Suo Jia’s existence, it was still a fact that Suo Jia was indeed a male and could not be forgotten. Even if they forgot that fact, they would instantly remember that if they were to look at at Suo Jia, there would be an extremely obvious long thing sticking out from him.
Although he still couldn’t get an erection, Little Suo Jia had grown quite large as Suo Jia had grown older. It was already 10 centimeters long and a decent girth, like a small rolling pin. In this regard, Suo Jia’s assets were quite adequate, and Little Suo Jia could be considered a leviathan. This sight attracted the eyes of the girls, who couldn’t help but sneak a look.
The group of girls walked on over where Aimi and Aila suddenly came into view. Aimi stuck out her hand as if accustomed to the act, and grabbed onto the the little brother of Suo Jia and laughed. “You scoundrel, were you trying to take a peek at us girls taking a bath?”
Furrowing his eyebrows, he looked at the two obvious bulges on Aimi’s chest. Suo Jia had to admit, out of every girl here, Aimi had developed the best and the “greatest” ones. However, she still couldn’t act so unbridled!
Seeing Suo Jia frown, Aimi knew that he was already having difficulty bearing the feeling. He was always like this; once she grabbed him below, he’d always twitch and fidget around unbearably. Yet, Suo Jia never objected to her actions. She continued to move her hand up and down in an unbearable yet pleasurable manner.
After Suo Jia had frowned, Aila’s icy cold came calling out towards them. “Times up, switch with me!” Aila grabbed Aimi’s hand and…immediately replaced it with her own icy cold hand on Little Suo Jia.
Seeing this scene, all the other girls were shocked. They went quiet for a moment before they suddenly clamored over. They wanted to see and touch it for themselves. These girls had pretty much seen Little Suo Jia grow, and were naturally familiar with it. Caressing it was a method of showing their closeness to it.
Finally, after the girls gently stroked it one after another, the waves of stimulation were finally to the point where Suo Jia couldn’t take it anymore. To the shock of every girl there, he finally had his first ever erection in front of them…
…Wow, his first ever erection in front of a bunch of girls…i’m jealous.
Thanks for the chapter.
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Dude, what the actual fuck did I just read? Hahahaha
“Although he still couldn’t get an erection, Little Suo Jia had grown quite large as Suo Jia had grown older.”
Thanks for the chapter. =D
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Lolis and a shota taking a bath and cleaning each other…if i say anymore than that someone might tag this the wrong way…i cant mention who those “someone” are
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So he has 10 cm at 12 years old wihout an erection. That is basically 25-30 while erect which is really good for even adults I CALL BULLSHIT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 50 cm at 20 yo
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That is what i was thinking too xD
I mean wtf is wrong with the author he some time just likes to run from logic and run and run and run xD
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Could be worse… I live in the US, one of the 3 countries in the world still stupid enough to use the English system of measurement (along with Liberia and Myanmar…), so at first I was thinking it was 10 inches instead 10 centimeters.
For reference, 1 inch = 2.54 centimeters,so for a second I was thinking the author was stating his tool was 25.4 centimeters FLACCID.
At that point it would no longer be a point of “not yet” having an erection. It would instead be a matter of it being physically impossible for him to ever have one.
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No, not really. There are dicks that are pretty dang huge when flaccid, but don’t acutally get much bigger when erect. So called “meat penis”. The kind you refer to is generally small but get’s up to 10times the size “blood penis”. Google that shit, yo. Pretty interesting stuff.
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I’ll have to admit, this is something I never expected to learn from one of Taffygirl’s translations.
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Please keep that expectation nonexistent >.<
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For some reason your response reminded me of this old bash quote… Probably because of the expectations aspect.
http://bash.org/?434593
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Wwll, he might be a show-er, not a grower.
Meaning his penis does not grow much larger when erected.
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He is a master of water magic, adept as sculpting the fleshy parts of the human body, and the plot now literally involves him acting as a human viagra for the emperor.
I think he can be whatever size he wants to be.
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Though the author is wrong here, even an 8 year old boy can have an erection.
Thanks for the chapter?.
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LOL..
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Lol
First thanks and dam I got turn on
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Seriously…dude they’re 12 year-olds ugh gross lol I mean if they were a bit older maybe…
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Dude not just a little bit older at last 6+ years I would prefer <,<
But how things are going along Sou Jia is going to have kids at 14 years old or even 13 …
Not just 1 kid but like 100+ kids xD
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We’d did I just read lol my eyes gah. That being said we knew it would happen sooner or later lol
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What* did
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This… I have no idea what to say about this.
…Can I punch him?
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ummmmm…. First i guess.. dont know how to feel 0.0
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How do you think I feel…… -_-
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But I thought everyone loved penis talk? W-Was I mistaking?!
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Just think of it as kids playing House.
(Specifically, this house)
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Tempted to click the link but I think I know better
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It’s a link to imbd. So technically work safe anyway =p
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lol not first
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what do you mean it has nothing to do with the plot this is very important plot info. suo jia might finally be losing that card and claiming his harem in full.
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The moment he realizes what those are used for xD
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Wow… His mother has failed him in quite a few things… Mostly common sense
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Well, no mother to raise him since he was 8. She’s living leisurely somewhere in Holy City.
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Not really… He is still just a kid…
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Thank you very much Taffy, Deceptioning, Lurker, Hakubruh and Comfortabull!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Th… this author… this author… If I ever meet him, he’ll take a slap!
No seriously, do we need all those detailed descriptions of children’s sexual awakening? It’s not even somehow interesting nor relevant to the story or to Suo Jia’s first steps into puberty.
Now he got an erection. What’s the next step? Suo Jia’s orgy with 100 water mages, 36 fire-wind warriors and his maids?
Thanks for the chapter ._.
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With all those energy potions its easily done.. As much it pains me to say that
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Nothing is off limits for our Knight Suo Jia, soon to be Viscount.
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And here I thought you’d be the same as the Emperor, Suo Jia. Congratulations!
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He can’t be the same as the Emperor. He’s a water mage. Expect author to waste half a chapter to explain how Suo Jia controls sperm and his blood for an unending erection.
I guess this development too is to be expected from a “close” “combat” “mage”. He can take on an indefinite amount of girls. Pei.
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Now that I thought about it, he can also control his little swimmers too, huh?
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Yeah, his little thing will be controlled to perfection. I bet the “vibrating ring” mode will be deadly.
Now, who was it in the world of CCM that said Water Mages are the weakest, huh. His wife will disagree.
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Would you prefer half a chapter dedicated to how he helps the old-man Emperor create and maintain an erection? Think of it as Hugh Hefner’s morning routine, except instead of Viagra and Cialis from a medical doctor it involves a 12 year old who “manipulates water”…
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Ok, let’s say you are right. Even so, do you really think that since we got this half chapter, we’ll be spared from that half a chapter dedicated to how he helps the old-man Emperor to have and keep an erection?
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Nope. Just pointing out a potential new low.
My own philosophy is if someone thinks they’ve hit rock bottom you might as well hand them a shovel to show them what’s possible.
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Well, you did well, you managed to remind me about the Emperor’s issue. I successfuly removed that memory as soon as I read about it in this chapter! How mindful!
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We will be spared. I think. I hope.
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its your’s duty to translate all xxx contents even if u don’t want to. if not u can ask advice from me i will be happy to translate xxx contents, and i am sad u didnt translate it. (may be readers like to read more story than linking it to google drive where it doesnt even make sense).
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I did translate it though? Or well technically, I got Deceptioning to translate it….but same difference.
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Duty? Way to go Mr Entitled.
Plus, learn to english. She clearly stated she got Deceptioning’s help to translate it, and just linked the MTL for laughs.
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Aaaaah, sooo that’s the reason of novel name close combat mage means ‘very close combat mage’
thanks! i’ve got enlighten
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Sooooo more hand jobs ….right right right what am I talking about the magic equipment that’s what’s important ….nope sorry can’t a giant bathing area filled with girls ends up with hand jobs and erections…Ah close combat mage you really just want some close contact .
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thanks a lot—-!
well, uh, yay to getting information and buying legendary equipment! uh,um…while reading the nsfw part, i was mostly just glossing over it, oh, and i had my hand partly cover one of my eyes, lol!
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You and me both. >.<
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yeah, i know, right…
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THANKS FOR THE CHAP
REALLY CANT WAIT FOR NEXT
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Wait, there’s hundreds of them now? More than the original 100 of his class? Good lord.
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Oops, I think it should be *over a hundred. I’ll fix it.
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I get why he wrote it… But seriously… This author is evil in many ways… Its like he said
“He will get laid someday, so why not putting this now in full display?”
Also… 10cms? Really? REALLY?
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Unerrect for a 12 year old that didn’t hit puberty….
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Exactly… It’s to unrealistic! Not even in “Road to Kingdom” was that unrealistic (except the amount…)
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That’s like 4 inches (without the natural male special effects) at 12…. and we can assume he’s asian so of course he’s considered huge.
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But that’s the beginning… Sooner he will have it as big as someone arm or something… (I mean, the arm size he had when he was 8… Even bigger would be part of H-logic
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Wait until author tells us it grows 1 cm per year unerect until Suo Jia is 18.
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“And thus, that day, Suo Jia conquered the word with his D”… Yup, totally possible
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Now I can imagine what “The First Battle” means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Thanks for the chapter… So he’s going for the water mages 1st :P
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He’s going to have sex with all of them in the future.
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Suo jia too OP.
ROFL.
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OP…. In many ways.
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Wow……
Thnx for the chapter.
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Thanks for the chapter.
Also this is indeed quite the “battle”. XDD
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Screw those Great Trade Routes and his dad. MC, who is apparently hung like a horse, will now be busy satisfying 102 girls 24/7. Luckily, he is water mage with thousands of stamina potions. Fuckfest incoming.
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136 Girls
100 water mage -Clasmate includin aila and aimi-
plus 36 fire-wind Warrior
Do you Mathz >-<“
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Hey, at least now we know why it was called “Close Combat Mage” despite having 0 fighting in the first 70 chapters.
We were all expecting physical violence from the title at first, but who knew the author meant it was an entirely different type of “Close Combat”!
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Finally, after the girls(WTF!? this are 100 girls!) gently stroked it one after another, the waves of stimulation were finally to the point where Suo Jia couldn’t take it anymore. To the shock of every girl there, he finally had his first ever erection in front of them… took him that many O.o
Thanks for the chapter!
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He’s Strong Willed >.<
wait hmm maybe its his male instinct that make it erec
but he has no such thought ^.<“
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It would be great if they released 2 part of the chapter at the same time :3
Btw the emperor will get healed as sou jia experience how its like to have an erection
so he can apply his theory for the treatment
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They….meaning me :P I considered it when I first took the project, but that would mean less releases (because longer time to translate), and more irregular times. Thus, I ultimately decided against it.
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Still appreciate you work though!
always leaving me hanging
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Thanks!
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still i didnt expect to have learnt about this from one of taff’s translations ,an applause to suo jia for his first…
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T.T
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sorry i dont want t read machine translated xxx scenes if u can’t translate dont mention other translator name with mtl on g drive i don’t like this shit. either do full translation or ignore and ask make male tl to do the xxx part
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I have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about. I linked the google translation because a reader was curious to see what it was like, and I was too. I found it amusing, so I posted it. This was way after I had already translated the entire chapter (with the help of Deceptioning). I did not ‘mention other translator name with mtl on g drive’. You may have misunderstood the link, in which case, I apologize, but the NSFW part was clearly translated properly in the chapter. It’s extremely obvious to see that if you do in fact compare it to the mtl. Please either actually read the chapter before commenting, or speak in proper English.
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Thanks for teh chapter!!~ =3
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They all took turns xd
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…………10yrs old -> 10m unerect wow………took him over 100 girls to have an erection WOW……….
I learnt quite a bit from this chapter. I always find something unexpected from this novel, I mean, I thought this chapter was going to be mainly about the emperor’s problem but no, its about Sou Jia’s first erection, a 12 yr old’s first erection while he was getting a hand job from a 100 12 yr old girls. I think I don’t know what close combat mage means anymore.
Thanks for the chapter. Was really fun to read!!
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LMFAO
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ummm unless you mean its 10 METERS!!!!! Americans (myself included) remember the metric system it was CENTImeters.
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But that would be an impressive size at any age.(10 meters…….)
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wtf,,,
thanks for the chapter!
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Did I misread or did he just say that he’d take the two girls to help get the emperor erect?(I think this emperor is soon to get lable loli added to his shota in his consideration of doctors). or is Suo Jia taking them there to learn what else their lower part can do for him from the empress while he fixes the emperor?
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When this author goes off the deep end we get chapters like these, so hilariously inappropriate.
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Please don’t just say this isn’t important to the story. Along the action and money making the story has always focused in all aspects of the main character’s growth. Just because this touches on a sexual subject, it doesn’t make it any less important.
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